Sex Toy = Military Threat

A remote-controlled "love egg" sex toy has reportedly been banned by Cyprus amid fears that the device could disrupt military systems. According to a press report:

...the Love Bug 2 sex toy has been banned because the Cypriot military is concerned its electronic waves would disrupt the army's radio frequencies. Operated by a remote control with a range of six metres, it is described by Ann Summers as 'deceptively powerful'. The company said: 'The Love Bug 2 is available in Cyprusbut we have had to put a warning out urging Cypriots not to use it.'

The company's website promises some great "clitoral lovin" (isn't that a phrase that just rolls off your tongue?) and "vibrations so divine you're clenching the tablecloth in ecstasy."
Cypriots have alternatives: they could go for the company's best-selling Rampant Rabbit Thruster whose "amazing vibe feels just like a man.....only better!"