Introducing the first Vacuum Cleaner Sex Toy
Turn your vacuum cleaner into an orgasmic pleasure machine with Vortex Vibrations “Doing the Hoovering” is about to take on a whole new meaning thanks to an orgasmic new invention. Vortex Vibrations is an innovative new attachment that transforms a household vacuum cleaner into a source of exquisite pleasure for women. Vortex Vibrations harnesses a vacuum cleaner’s air-flow to provide a unique form of clitoral stimulation for faster, better, longer orgasms.
Designed by a woman for women, Vortex Vibrations combines patent-pending technology with ease of use for maximum satisfaction. Simply attach the Vortex Vibrations tube to a small hand-held vacuum cleaner (800 watt recommended maximum) and position the other end over the clitoris and labia. Once activated, the suction increases blood flow to the clitoris causing it to enlarge and become sensitive. Moving the slider on the tube up and down increases and decreases air-flow, causing the clitoris to vibrate and flutter in a motion similar to a saxophone reed.
There are two Vortex Vibrations units in each package, each one offering a distinctive sensual experience. The Introducer features a single arched opening for more suction and less vibration to create a longer ‘rolling orgasm’. The Seducer has two arched openings, creating more vibrations and faster, more intense orgasms. As the vibration is not applied directly, Vortex Vibrations does not cause any irritation and can be used as often as you want.
As two satisfied customers explain:
“Honestly, when using Vortex Vibrations I had an orgasm that lasted 2 minutes and 7 seconds; this was the actual orgasm, not the build up and orgasm combined. The total time was 4:44. This was my second orgasm in 10 minutes. I had 3 incredible complete orgasms in less than 10 minutes.” – Joanne
“I never knew what multiple orgasms were until I used Vortex Vibrations.” – Karen
Vacuum your way to ecstasy and domestic bliss with Vortex Vibrations – the ultimate accessory for your vacuum cleaner.
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A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.
The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.
She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.
At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.
She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.
"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."
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