Sex toys are 'Dangerous'

Sex toys are becoming increasingly popular among the younger generation of this world. It is normal for a sex toy to be used in masturbation and in some forms of pornography.

No one would have guessed that a simple vibrator, described as an adult novelty device, could cause so much fear and inconvenience at an airport.

It was only last Monday that a vibrator was found left in a bin at the Mackay Airport in Queensland, Australia. Due to the "humming" of the device, officials at the airport were led to believe that it was a bomb and so took the necessary measures to protect the premises as well as the many commuters.

The eruption that occurred was not the "eruption" that the device was meant for but this resulted in the shut down of the airport for almost an hour. Everyone was evacuated from the airport, and several flights departing and arriving the airport were delayed.

The police were just about to call in the bomb expert, when an unidentified passenger recognised the contents of the package. If this individual did not step forward, the schedule of the third largest airport in Australia would have been disrupted even further bringing the airport to an unwanted climax.

Australia has implemented heightened security measures since the September 11 attack on the United States. The fear of them being attacked caused them to believe that this vibrator was more than it actually was. A simple sex toy such as this has implemented fear in thousands of people present at this airport.

Air Travel Sex Guide: Intercourse

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Air Travel Sex Guide: Sex in the Lavatories

For the comfort and consideration of all passengers, we request that couples limit their sessions to 15 minutes or less, whether or not climax is achieved. Please engage the "Having Sex" sign on the lavatory door so that you will not be disturbed.

To facilitate sex in the close quarters of an airline lavatory, may we suggest the following positions. Due to the size of the facilities, threesomes are prohibited.Seated sex positions are recommended if the airplane encounters turbulence.We must remind you that smoking after sex or tampering with a lavatory smoke detector are federal offenses.

Blow Job (Sitting)
If emergency fecal evacuation is required, this position may be used for performing a blumpkin maneuver. In this case, be sure the commode lid is OPEN.

Blow Job (Standing)
If you do not swallow, please spit into the commode, or alternately, the sink.

Cunnilingus
To avoid being overwhelmed by a foul odor, be sure that the commode lid is shut before your female partner is seated. If the commode is closed and you are still overwhelmed by a foul odor during cunnilingus, we suggest your partner review basic hygiene procedures. Unfortunately, due to space considerations, an in-flight bidet is not available.

Fingering (Seated)
After inserting a hand into your partner’s panties, digitally stimulate her clitoris using up-and-down, side-to-side, or circular motions. If you cannot locate the clitoris, refer to the detailed diagram on the other side of this card.

Air Travel Sex Guide: Sex While Seated

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