2007/06/12

Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Inconclusive; No Evidence of Crime, No Illegal Drugs Found

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Initial autopsy results on the body of Anna Nicole Smith failed to pinpoint the cause of death of the ex-Playboy Playmate and reality TV star, but no illegal drugs were found in her hotel room and there was no evidence of a crime, officials said Friday.

"We found no illegal drugs, only prescription medicines" in Smith's hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Fla., according to Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger. Nothing unusual was observed on hotel surveillance tapes, which are still being reviewed, and there was no evidence to suggest a crime occurred, he said.

Tiger said he was not releasing the names on the bottles of prescription pills, and that he had gotten sworn statements from all the parties involved.

Smith apparently had been sick for several days with some kind of stomach flu, said Dr. Joshua Perper, the Broward County medical examiner who performed the autopsy.

The autopsy found no pills in her stomach, but officials were awaiting the results of toxicological tests that would indicate whether she had taken drugs, Perper said.

Perper said there were three possible causes of Smith's death: medication, chemicals or a combination of natural causes and medication.

"I see something that looks a little unusual," he said. "At this time, we do not have the results of the tests which would permit us to make that determination.

Tiger said a cause of death was received by his office but "we're not going to release that at this time."

Perper said the autopsy was able to exclude any types of physical injury such as gunshot wound, asphyxiation or blunt trauma on the body of the 39-year-old, who died Thursday after being found unconscious in a hotel room.

It revealed only "subtle findings" in the heart and gastrointestinal tract, and blood in her stomach from being in shock before she died, Perper said. Minor bruises on her back were from a previous fall in the bathroom, he said.

"There were no findings that would indicate continuing drug abuse," Perper said. He called the process a "medical puzzle" and said it would take three to five weeks to conclude the investigation.

On Thursday, a private nurse found Smith unconscious in her room and called 911, officials said. A bodyguard performed CPR, Tiger said, but Smith was declared dead at a hospital.

It was unclear why Smith had a nurse with her; some media reports said the woman was with Smith all the time.

Meanwhile, a judge refused Friday to order an emergency DNA test on Smith's body. The test was requested by Larry Birkhead, Smith's ex-boyfriend who insists he is the father of Smith's 5-month-old daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

Smith's most recent companion, Howard K. Stern, is listed on Dannielynn's birth certificate as her father.

The judge did order Smith's body to be preserved until a Feb. 20 hearing, attorneys said.

In yet another complication in the case, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Smith and may be her daughter's father.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt, 59, told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

Anhalt would not comment to FOX News about whether or not he's the father, but he said if the baby goes to Birkhead or Stern he will "jump in and give some information that gives some new light."

"I'm only upset that two guys fight for the fatherhood and they're not the father at all," he said.

Was It Drugs?

Shortly before Smith's autopsy was conducted Friday, her mother blamed drugs for her daughter's sudden death.

"I think she had too many drugs, just like Danny (Smith's late son)," her mother, Virgie Arthur, told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Friday. "I tried to warn her about drugs and the people that she hung around with. She didn't listen."

Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel Smith died in September from what a private medical examiner determined was a combination of methadone and two antidepressants. Daniel died on Sept. 10, just three days after Smith gave birth to Dannielynn.

Dannielynn, meanwhile, was being cared for in the Bahamas by the mother of Shane Gibson, the Bahamian immigration minister who is a close friend of Smith's, People magazine reported on its Web site, citing unidentified sources.

Smith's estranged sister Donna Hogan told FOX News Friday that she blames Stern for Smith's death and the death of her nephew, Daniel. She also doubts that Stern is the father of Dannielynn.

"Well we're not sure who the father is," Hogan said. "I don’t believe it's Stern — I don’t care if he is. He is unfit to raise that child. Both family members (Anna and Daniel) are gone — it's always Howard K. Stern there. It's always his name on the drugs or something."

Hogan added that she would like to press charges against Stern, and that Stern should have done more to stop her sister from using drugs.

"Howard K. Stern was just a friend who did everything that she told him to do. He's a moron," Hogan said. "I think he was obsessive over her, so he would do anything for her. If she wanted drugs, she could use him to get them and he would get them for her."

Smith checked into the Betty Ford Clinic in 1995 for addiction to prescription painkillers and alcohol.

Anna's Rise to Fame

Through the '90s and into the 21st century, Smith was famous for being famous, a pop-culture punchline because of her up-and-down weight, her Marilyn Monroe looks, her exaggerated curves, her little-girl voice, her ditzy-blonde persona and her over-the-top revealing outfits.

Recently, she lost a reported 69 pounds and became a spokeswoman for TrimSpa, a weight-loss supplement. In recent TV appearances, her speech was often slurred and she seemed out of it. Some critics said she seemed drugged-out.

"Undoubtedly it will be found at the end of the day that drugs featured in her death as they did in the death of poor Daniel," said Michael Scott, a former attorney for Smith in the Bahamas.

Rale said he had talked to Smith on Tuesday or Wednesday, and she had flu symptoms and a fever and was still grieving over her son. He dismissed claims her death was related to drugs as "a bunch of nonsense."

"Poor Anna Nicole," he said. "She's been the underdog. She's been besieged ... and she's been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she's endured."

The Texas-born Smith was a topless dancer at a strip club before she made the cover of Playboy magazine in 1992. She became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. She was also signed to a contract with Guess jeans, appearing in TV commercials, billboards and magazine ads.

In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, owner of Great Northern Oil Co. After his death the following year, she engaged in a protracted legal fight with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to the estate.

A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million. That was later overturned. But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court.

The stepson died June 20 at age 67, but the family said the court fight would continue.

Smith starred in her own reality TV series, "The Anna Nicole Show," in 2002-04. She also appeared in movies, performing a bit part in "The Hudsucker Proxy" in 1994.

Smith had been filming a movie called "Illegal Aliens" until September, when the production was shut down because of her son Daniel's death. Smith was a producer on the film, which poked fun at her dumb blonde persona, and Daniel was an associate producer.

Smith was born Vickie Lynn Hogan on Nov. 28, 1967, in Houston, one of six children. Her parents split up when she was a toddler, and she was raised by her mother, a deputy sheriff.

She dropped out after 11th grade after she was expelled for fighting, and worked as a waitress and then a cook at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken restaurant in Mexia, Texas.

She married 16-year-old fry cook Bill Smith in 1985, giving birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later.

2007/06/10

Green Sex Toys - Make love without shagging the planet

During the past few weeks, eco sex guides and debates - promoted by Greenpeace and green website treehugger.com - have had the ethically minded in a flap about the extent to which the fate of the planet lies not only in their hands but also in their undergarments. The undies, it's generally accepted, should be made from hemp, but arguments rage over the environmental friendliness of what might happen were such garments to be cast to the carpet.

Some say that sexual intimacy is acceptable if the lights are dimmed, others advocate burning soy-wax candles in the eco boudoir. Others insist - to the chagrin of lovers in the Arctic - that intimacy occur during daylight, or otherwise in the pitch black of night. Many approve of solar-powered sex gadgets, yet sex-toy company LoveHoney admits sales haven't exactly gone through the roof and are now offering two for the price of one, which some consider unsustainable.

Some warriors of 'super-green sex', or 'carnal carbon-neutral living', are espousing IUDs (the contraceptives with the least packaging), vasectomies, no procreation, or even single bamboo beds. Others promote Al Gore's film ('Hot!') as a mood-setter for an evening involving organic lubricants and 'vegan condoms' made with cocoa powder, yet may then pause, in the throes of passion, to consider the environmental impact of the cocoa industry. While some promote taking baths together as environmentally desirable, others feel that only brief joint showers are truly acceptable. Some warn friends and acquaintances to avoid making love in the garden 'until it is entirely pesticide-free'. Then others announce that they'd only wish their rump to be 'struck by a paddle' if made from sustainably harvested timber.

2007/06/09

Blackberry Vibe Ring Sex Toy

Similar to the best-selling Raspberry Ring, this silicone cock ring adds vibration to its list of features! Stretching up to 4 inches in diameter, the Blackberry Ring offers angled rows of nubs that can either stimulate the clitoris during penetration, or add stimulation to the testicles when masturbating. A hole in the back allows for the insertion of a mini vibe (included), increasing the fun! Use on a penis, dildo or fingers! Versatile, non-porous, and phthalate-free... this berry is a peach! Takes 3 watch batteries (included). Midnight blue silicone.

Care and Cleaning: Silicone products are nonporous and can be safely washed in the top rack of a dishwasher or sterilized by boiling for 1-2 minutes. You can also clean silicone with mild soap and water.

2007/06/08

Feeling Itchy in a sex toy party

well... I had a feeling this day would come, and sure enough.... it did today.

there has been scuttlebutt around the streets of Stepford, and most especially at the recent Bunco gatherings of someone hosting a toy party.

a sex toy party.

I just got my invitation this morning, and I have to tell you... the whole idea makes me feel itchy. ok, ok... I'm sure many (if not MOST) of you are wondering what the problem is with someone throwing one of those sex toy parties. To be completely honest... I don't find anything wrong with someone HAVING one of those parties... I just have major issues with the idea of ATTENDING one.


I mean.. let's face it.. I'm not single anymore... (not that I ever had sex before I got married, mom and dad....) and as much as I enjoy my neighbors... these ladies are NOT my girlfriends. I mean... I don't discuss my marital sex life with these women.. why in hell would I want to purchase an accessory for it in front of them???


I guess it goes back to my little barometer I have when it comes to friends. There's the kind of 'friends' that you would allow to see you without a bra, the kind that you let come bathing suit shopping with you, the kind you can get drunk in front of, the kind you talk about your husband with, and finally... the ultimate level of trust in friendship.... the kind you would go to vegas with.


so... being that only a few of them even qualify for the no-bra level, you can imagine my apprehension for browsing things I would use wearing LESS than my bra.

and of course... if I've said it before, I've said it 100 times. I have issues. my brain??? it's one of those things that just does NOT shut off. the visuals keep coming no matter WHAT I do to cover my eyes. Think that part of Fight Club when Tyler is splicing in pornographic images into kids' movies. it's as perverse as it is horrific. This is about as best I can do to describe the visuals my brain conjures when I think of knowing what toys my neighbors are buying for use with their husbands.

seriously... I've MET these women's husbands. and while there is no way I want to be thinking of the bunco girls themselves naked.... I SURE as hell don't want to picture them doing it with their husbands. then to add an element of kink??? my eyes burn just thinking about it.

so no. I do not think I will be attending the party thursday night. I'll be bleaching my skin that night.

2007/06/06

Guys and Dolls: Fall For Tons of Amazing Love Doll Tonight!

When you think of sex dolls, what comes to mind? If your first thoughts are of bachelor party gags and gifts for lonely single friends, you're not alone. However, with the use of incredible new and improved technology, love dolls are no longer the sole property of the lovelorn. Even couples can enhance their fantasy role-play by incorporating a sexy doll into their normal routine.

With a doll for every fetish and sexual preference, there's sure to be one or two that will light your fire!

It's normal to be shy about expressing your sexual fantasies to a real-life lover, and that's one reason why love dolls are an amazing invention! With a doll for every fetish, you never have to worry about being rejected or ridiculed for wanting to experiment with something a little less traditional! Would you like a partner who comes prepared to practice bondage and discipline? What about the mature Mrs. Robinson of your dreams? We even have several big, beautiful girls for the taking.

Do visions of arousing Asian women dance in your head? You don't need to move to Japan to be wooed and wowed by a geisha. Our selection of ethnic dolls includes a greek goddess, a stunning ebony seductress, and an italian princess. Don't waste your precious vacation time on an island cruise when you can "lay" a hot island babe every night in the comfort of your own bed.

If you prefer a professional woman, don't fret. Play doctor with Naomi, the nurse who is always waiting at your bedside to perk you up, or go for a roll in the hay with your very own Milk Maid. Would you rather have a different kind of maid? This sexy lady is ready to clean out your drawers! Experiment with erotic role-play in the safety and comfort of your own home.

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs


Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

God, I love the Internet. Hit the jump for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don't pretend like you don't want to see them.

2007/06/05

Digital Alarm Clock-radio Spy Hidden Color Camera

This is a powerful wireless color camera hidden in alarm clock-radio. New high power 1.2 GHz technology provides up to 1000 ft range of transmition with solid stability. Features: This surveillance system is well hidden inside a digital clock-radio with a built-in transmitter. The camera and transmitter are invisible to the human eye. The hidden video camera will view in low, normal or bright light conditions.

The camera's micro electronic sensor automatically adjust for any change of light. This covert system can be applied to almost any ambience. Only one electrical cord to power both the hidden spy camera and the clock itself.

Camera use 1.2Ghz Freq with horizontal Resolution: 382TV with longer range up to 1000ft And this LED Digital clock employ LED alarm clock with calendar, hourly chime, 12/24 hour display, data-guard for external power failure, FM scan radio. This model can be operated by battery or with power supply.

The hidden camera and transmitter are built-in to each item and the included receiver connects to any TV with video inputs or VCR for recording. The camera is very easy to operate and no installation is required The complete set includes: Digital Clock-Radio, Spy Hidden Camera 1.2 Receiver (no audio for better sharp picture),Video Cable, DC power adapter for receiver, DC power adapter for Clock-Radio, Spy Camera Manual

  • Frequency: 1.2GHz Range up to 1000 Feet !
  • horizontal Resolution: 382TV
  • The hidden video camera will view in low, normal or bright light conditions
  • Only one electrical cord to power both the hidden spy camera and the clock itself
  • The camera's micro electronic sensor automatically adjust for any change of light

2007/06/04

Doctor Says Sexsomnia (Sleep Sex) Is Real Disorder


New Scientist has cracked the sleep sex story once again, reporting on the effects sexsomnia has on intimate relationships. (If you, like me, are temporarily without bugmenot, just check the Reuters story, which is pretty close.)

It’s difficult to find much publicly available on the subject, but the next time you’re in the stacks at your local research institution (or you scam a login to one of these sites), here’s some places to start:

  • Sexsomnia: a new parasomnia? This is the originating paper in the field. From the abstract: “Sexsomnia has some distinct features that separate it from sleepwalking. The automatic arousal is more prominent, motor activities are relatively restricted and specific, and some form of dream mentation is often present.”
  • A phenomenology of problematic sexual behavior occurring in sleep. A more recent study drawn from Internet respondents. “Results suggest that sleep sex can elicit negative emotions and cognitions that may become a source of personal and relational distress. Clinician familiarity with problematic sleep sex may foster more effective communication with individuals presenting with such complaints.”
  • You can also keep an eye on “sleep sex” studies, and sign yourself up at Sleepsex.org. Stanford ran this one in 2002, and found that “…symptoms [that] included loud, disruptive moaning on one end of the scale and sexual assault on the other. Regardless of how unusual or violent the behavior, patients had no memory of the events the next morning.”

Yes, sexual assault. One trend in the sexsomnia field is use the expert testimony of researchers to intervene in charges of sexual assault made against actual or alleged sufferers for the disorder. Wikipedia currently points to three different cases of rape charges being dropped when the assailant was shown to have sexsomnia. Of the three, however, one man was found guilty on appeal, and prosecutors are seeking a similar appeal in a second case.

What with how very little research goes into things sex, and the still-significant uphill battles rape survivors face in seeking legal redress, I think it’s safe to give decent pause at how the sleep sex field is developing, as, in the words of one sexsomniac, “Is this just a stipulation or a convenience [sic] excuse with men with a sex obsession?”

2007/06/03

Panasonic ER421KC Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer, Wet/Dry, Lighted

Look and feel your best with Panasonic's impressive line of personal care devices. Groom unwanted hair from your nose and ears.

The Panasonic ER421KC Nose and Ear Trimmer comes equipped with a built-in, bright, focused light for precise and accurate grooming. You can keep your nose and ears clean and trim without worrying about navigating your nostrils and ear canals in the dark. Designed to be used in or out of the shower, this trimmer can be rinsed under a faucet for quick and easy cleaning. Wet or dry, your nose and ears will be groomed exactly how you like them.

The trimmer's stainless steel blades leave the proper amount and length of hairs to help ensure you still benefit from nature's design. Without some hair in your nose and ears, you increase your chances of inhaling irritants and contracting disease, but your grooming needs are worry free with the ER421KC. Panasonic has also designed this trimmer with a safety cone that guides hair into the blades and protects the skin from direct contact with the rotary trimming system.

To properly use your trimmer, turn it on and carefully insert the tip of the outer blade into your nostril or ear canal to trim the hairs. Do not insert the device deeper in your ears or nose than the narrow tip of the outer blade, and avoid applying pressure when using the trimmer because you could run the risk of damaging your skin. If used once a week and properly cleaned, the ER421KC blades should last approximately three years. To properly clean your trimmer, remove the outer blade frame by turning and raising it upward. Detach the inner blade from the outer blade, and wipe them off gently with a tissue to remove hairs, dust, and other debris. Be sure to that the switch is turned off before removing, mounting, or cleaning the blades.

The ER421KC is easy to clean because the whole unit can be washed in warm water. Be sure to wipe off any excess water and allow the blades to dry completely before mounting them back onto the trimmer body. Remounting the blades is a breeze -- simply place the inner blade back onto the outer blade, and then place the outer blade onto the body by pushing down gently and twisting clockwise.

What's in the Box
Panasonic ER421KC Nose and Ear Trimmer and protective cap.

Product Description
Panasonic's ER421KC Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer has a special feature that lets you see paths where none (or few) have ever dared to explore before. That's because this nose and ear hair trimmer has a built-in LED light that illuminates the trimming area to help find hairs that need to be trimmed. Cut hair precisely and carefully with the ease and reliability of the new lighted cordless hair trimmer. It rinses clean and is fully immersible in water. Stainless steel blades trim hairs safely and carefully, and the blades stay sharp over time. The trimmer fits comfortably in your hand, and is ergonomically-designed to give you excellent control and more effective grooming. Look your best because everyone is watching. 1 AA Battery can operate the trimmer for up to 90 minutes Immersible in water

Sony BCG-34HE4 Super-Quick Worldwide Battery Charger with 4 AA NiMH Batteries


Whether you're traveling abroad or making a domestic jaunt, Sony's BCG-34HE4 charger and battery combo is everything you'll need to keep your high-demand sex toys juiced up and ready for action. The compact, lightweight charger handles 4 AA and 4 AAA batteries simultaneously and just happens to come with 4 high-capacity (2500 mAh) rechargeable AA Ni-MH batteries.

The charger works with worldwide voltages: AC outlets ranging from 100 to 240 volts (50/60 Hz). For your safety and convenience, the charger offers alkaline battery detection (in case you accidentally load non-rechargeables) and automatic cut-off for excessive temperature and/or voltage.

It doesn't say so in the product description page here anywhere (and I can't even find this charger on the Sony website), so here you go: it takes about 4.5 hours to fully charge the four 2300mAh batteries that come with the charger. Which I kinda like--I like that it's not a dumb charger (timed charger w/o regard for existing charge or overcharge) like the cheaper Sony charger here (BCG-34HLD4), nor does it take inordinately long (some others I checked out take as long as 8-12 hours), but it's not a superfast 1-hour charger that super-heats up the batteries during the charge (and potentially reduce the battery service life).

The charger has the outlet plugs built-in, so there is no separate AC adapter. Be sure to keep the charger bay door open during charging to help dissipate the heat.

The batteries are Sanyo-brand ("HR" imprint on them) marketed under the Sony label.

What's in the Box
A charger, 4 AA rechargeable batteries, and a data sheet in a blister pack.

Product Description
Sony's worldwide reputation for creating unique, attractive, high-quality, advanced technology products rests on a long line of innovations embraced by people from all walks of life. With a diverse product lineup serving a variety of lifestyles and industries, Sony continuously strives to introduce new products and technologies to meet changing market needs.